Dam and back

For my birthday my girlfriend took me away for a lovely four day trip to amsterdam .
well we had a fucking wicked time once we got there.
it all started when every thing was going far to well got there just a little later than we would have liked so breakfast was a no go .
anywho we got on the plane without much fuss but with empty belly's and found a row of seats with no one in the third seat .
as we sat there watching the snow just start to fall on the plane wings the pilot tolled us we where waiting for a deicer to spray the plane .
Well after the thirst thirty mins of waiting needless to say the pilot came back to tell us we would have to wait a little longer.
well short he did this every thirty or so mins over the next fucking 7 hours that'S right we got on the plane at 8:10 am and the plane took off at 3:15 pm .
CUNTS AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING CHEEK TO CALL IT EASY JET .