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you know those people who listen and repeat thats you that is even the rant in (rantin gal) was nicked from me so hear is the deal .

My Right 2 Rant

This will be my first Rant and will be one of many. So Buddwha people now know that this is not just your little baby but mine as well. I will suggest that you quit your crying and set the record straight for the public.

no sleep

i did not go to bed till 5am this morning and could not get back to sleep so i chucked some cloths on and waited for 15 min while woolworths got ready to open at nine so i could buy mario but im going to be well fucked by my birthday drink tonight .
i will still be posting the rest of my holliday over the next few days ,in between skining up,drinking ,playing mario, and getting over my hang overs from the long weekend ahead .

RIGHT DOWN TO THE GOOD STUFF

RIGHT HEAR IS MY LOW DOWN ON THE SIX OR SEVEN COFFEE SHOP STOPS WE MADE ,
With all the prices weed and venue ratings.

when you get to the dam you really have to taste the best and the best way to tell whats best you have to ask the experts .

the Cannabis Cup

So the 2007 winner was a must but more on that latter.

our first stop was a much need one as it was two mins walk from our hotel.
hotel linda
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FIRST STOP
the internet coffee shop

EURO'S 7.50 1 GRAM
WHITE WIDOW

This place is round the corner to the hotel and after our massive wait my first taste off the dam experiance .
starting off strong this was taste stoned of one joint .
nice little coffee shop boho style with some trance playing

6STRARS



SECOND STOP

The bull dog

EURO'S 12 1.2 GRAMS
NEW YORK DIESEL

Not the greatest buzz in the world this weed made up for that with sheer taste a nice mixing weed for bulk .
the bulldog it self is the third one along with the weed in the basement .
Not the coolest pace this is the Mc D's of the coffee shop world .

5 STARS


THIRD STOP

the bushdoctor

EURO'S 15 2 GRAMS
NORTHEN LIGHTS

Lovely stuff hit's like a slapp to the face .
this CS was very green with cannabis leafs painted on every thing and really bad seats and more trance i should not have liked it but i did .

6 STARS

FORTH STOP
back to the internet coffee shop

EURO'S 8 1 GRAM
HAWAIAN HAZE

as this place was so close to our dam home we went back .
again wicked weed and now playing justin .

6 1/2 STARS

FIFTH STOP

Back to the bull dog but this time stayed up stairs spent 4 euros on drinks and had a killer joint out of the aforementioned weed witch was killer i liked this place a little more now.

SIXTH STOP
BARNEYS

EURO'S 14 1 GRAM
G-13 HAZE

Although the price is high g-13 is the 2007 cannabis and looks and taste exactly how a winner should .
cool little place wooden tables and a funky DJ NICE.

8 STARS


SEVENTH STOP
THE BARRAKA

EURO'S 12 1 GRAMS
DYANAMITE .

ok stuff bit over priced but shop is in dam center .
native american pictures and busts all over the shop.
BONUS
some stoned little chinese dudes gave us there hash [cream & kinghash ] in there ashtray they had not even managed to finish a whole reef.
6 STARS +1 little dudes


EIGHTH STOP
THE GREENHOUSE


EURO'S 11 1 GRAMS
MAKO

very nice taste just like it smell witch is rare .
this green house is the fucking place to be very modern ikea ish style with cool padded seats and a fucking koi carp pond built under a glass floor .
this place ooz's cool .

8 STARS

LAST STOP LAST DAY
THE GRASSHOPPER

Just a mix up bag of weed to smoke before we left nothing to say .
the place is a lot like the bulldog .

My advise is to go to a little of beat place then to barneys for the cup winning g-13
and finsh up at the coolest place around the green house .

WINNER

THE GREENHOUSE .

SMOKING

At first we only smoked J's out the window with the curtans all over us to not stink out the room but after a while you just think fuck it and open the window and then you really fucking love it .

FRACTURED MOMENTS

Although i probably will report on my whole stay it will be a bit all over the shop
hear are just a few vidz i took while out in amsterdam.

fucking stairs nearly killed me every day


you are not supposed to take pics or videos in coffee shops so i did this on the DL

Dam and back

For my birthday my girlfriend took me away for a lovely four day trip to amsterdam .
well we had a fucking wicked time once we got there.
it all started when every thing was going far to well got there just a little later than we would have liked so breakfast was a no go .
anywho we got on the plane without much fuss but with empty belly's and found a row of seats with no one in the third seat .
as we sat there watching the snow just start to fall on the plane wings the pilot tolled us we where waiting for a deicer to spray the plane .
Well after the thirst thirty mins of waiting needless to say the pilot came back to tell us we would have to wait a little longer.
well short he did this every thirty or so mins over the next fucking 7 hours that'S right we got on the plane at 8:10 am and the plane took off at 3:15 pm .
CUNTS AND THEY HAVE THE FUCKING CHEEK TO CALL IT EASY JET .

From the brain of ryan's rants

So hear it is from ryan rants to my very own blog .
i have just got back from amsterdam so im going to be talking a lot about that with my city guide and coffee shop diary so welcome one and all.